Writing Prompt-and-Share #17

Prompt-and-Share It's the last day of the Fun Long Weekend of wacky writers on whimsy topics! We did Death, we did Vampires, we did Superheroes! But who could possibly be left? Well there is the literally Satan, Lucifer himself... but nyah... maybe another day. Let's check out his God! Yeah yeah you know who I'm talking about, wait what? You don't? Oh c'mon everyone knows of at least ONE God. So pick one, male or female or both-in-one! And here's the scene:
(1000 words or less please)
You or your character has just finished their morning urination, they

open the bathroom door to find GOD standing there... Take here from here folks.